I continue to mourn the absence of Charlie Brooker from the Guardian’s G2 section (my Monday’s aren’t the same without his cynicism sprinkled over my corn flakes) but it has recently given a column to Tanya Gold who I’m loving. She had a rather brilliant piece about Nazi cows this week. For those of you still reading, who didn’t click the link as soon as ‘Nazi cows’ are mentioned,. she also mentions that this week she watched Hug a Hoodie. Not a film I’m aware of and one I don’t see hitting the screens of the North East’s cinemas any time soon, for it is a “pornographic movie inspired by David Cameron”. Now then…given David Cameron is likely to be the next Prime Minister I was left with the thought “how many other British PMs have inspired porn?”. I’m not sure. I’ve not heard of porn title’s “The Lady’s Not for Turning” or “I Can Only Go One Way. I Have No Reverse Gear”. Both do sound potentially tantalising. The cover for the film is on the right hand side. Apart from a little bit of nipple I felt it safe for all viewers. The film is described as:

‘They’d love to hug you back! It’s just like Cameron says, these youngsters love nothing more than to show you their affection! Often seen in large groups, they spend all day getting up to the kinda stuff you could only imagine! Porn Goddess Isabel Ice challenges a bunch of mouthy lads to prove they’ve got what it takes to keep her satisfied, Sahara seduces the streetwise student next door and two girlfriends experiment with some lesbian action – these girls are fit and they know it! You’ll never look at hoodies in the same way again!’

So now you know. Yes, Cameron has been drafted in to boost the sale of porn. Talk about a plan for economic recovery. Given I’ve just given this blog the label’s “pornography” and “tories” there is probably a Tory in Millbank about to have a heart attack and Derek Draper a flash of hope. Sorry chaps.
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